Why The Hell Should You Buy "The Geek Disc"?

You got some nerve asking that question, but here goes:

"The Geek Disc" is much more than just a CD ROM. It's also our first New Media TV show. It contains much more content than a typical half-hour network tv show, and (hopefully) is a hell of a lot funnier.

"The Geek Disc" movie files are WAY bigger and WAY higher resolution than the videos we host on our web site. These are NEW RE-COMPRESSIONS of the source "Broadcast Quality" DV-Tape originals, using the finest Sorenson 3 compression codec (and crappy old windows media format too just to be safe). The videos look DAMN GOOD on a crappy old PC, and SUPER DAMN GOOD on a half decent (600 mhz +) box. Each file is around 70 Megs, and it would take at least a solid week to download them all on a dial-up connection.

"The Geek Disc" is proof that artists CAN create, perform, shoot, edit, produce, broadcast, and sell their own works without the meddling censorship or greedy fingers of THE MAN.

Buying this CD ROM not only puts money in our hungry pockets, but also will allow us to finish our next disc, tentatively called something like "Streaming Files of Skit"... in fact, a preview movie is included on "The Geek Disc".

Click here to buy the darn thing.

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All Videos in nice high-quality Quicktime, and half-decent crap-quality Windows Media formats.

Also Contains:

What Joe Saw on the Internet - mp3
Ever OS Sucks - Studio Version mp3
The Privacy Song - mp3
How To Buy a Computer - mp3

BONUS:
5 minute excerpt of "Three Dead Trolls: Biography" video from the next CD-Rom.

SUPER MAC ONLY BONUS
Three Dead Trolls share the contents of their pockets with you in a mac-only application written by Joe himself.

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Click here to buy the darn thing!

100 Years of Subatomic Humor
Half Price when you buy The Geek Disc!

Only $5.00 US/$7.50 Canadian

I must be crazy!
Like Three Dead Trolls?  Buy Paul's book!

That's right, Paul (who co-wrote Welcome to the Internet Helpdesk and other favourite Trolls bits) has a book containing the best of his late great humour column.

Buy the Geek Disc and you can get 100 Years of Subatomic Humor half price.  That's only US$5.00 or $7.50 Canadian!

160 pages of ho-ho-ha hilarity for cheap cheap cheap...how can you go wrong?!  Click here for more info.

"A beautiful combination of humor and insanity. It's like if George Carlin met God." – Amazon.com

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